1. The idea of getting your ass out of bed, dressing up and stepping out of your front door is just:
2. When you take public transport, you can’t help but think:
3. You’re on your way to meet a friend and then you get a text from her saying she’s brought a tagalog:
4.You find yourself praying that plans get cancelled all the time:
5. When you get invited to a house party, you pray to God they’ve got a pet so you can act busy and not interact with actual human beings:
I find all 20 of these to be true, yikes!